Pants! Yeah pants! Hey! Pants off Bruce is drawing to a close. On the 15th on this month a winner will be chosen and rewarded with a mammoth, albino whale of a prize pack. Surfboard, (signed by BI) a short pant often referred to as shorts, or bored shorts for those with a low attention span and lack of imagination. And heaps more…

The Pants Off Bruce Festival has been running for a while now, the ones listed below are what we be liking so far. So if you haven’t entered, get involved. If you have entered and you’re not here, grab a pen and try harder, whoever told you were funny may have just been trying to compensate for your lack of visual appeal. Prove us wrong.

If your shorts are bored they’re probably just a little depressed, that’s why Volcom’s kill boredom Pure Fun shorts are stupid happy. Just don’t pee in them anymore, that’ll make anyone depressed.